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OHGOD
Oct 27, 2008 9:05:39 GMT -5
Post by Forch Desole on Oct 27, 2008 9:05:39 GMT -5
I cooked my jizz too long and now it's a cream. Should I eat it?
Well, fuck you guys. I ate it. AND IT WAS GOOD.
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-KIDTHONG-
Beep Beep
The certified postwhore
Posts: 112
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OHGOD
Oct 27, 2008 16:02:25 GMT -5
Post by -KIDTHONG- on Oct 27, 2008 16:02:25 GMT -5
Ew.
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wormy
Junior Postee
Posts: 25
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OHGOD
Oct 28, 2008 18:03:14 GMT -5
Post by wormy on Oct 28, 2008 18:03:14 GMT -5
whats jizz? ? it sounds gross
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OHGOD
Oct 29, 2008 23:48:44 GMT -5
Post by Xx{Midnight}xX on Oct 29, 2008 23:48:44 GMT -5
jizz is basically soup. or something along the sorts.
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OHGOD
Oct 30, 2008 16:26:34 GMT -5
Post by Forch Desole on Oct 30, 2008 16:26:34 GMT -5
Ohai gaiz.
I have nasal leakage.
Edit - ROFLROFL. HIDDEN TEXT FOR THE FUCKING WIN.
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OHGOD
Nov 28, 2008 0:00:53 GMT -5
Post by numnum123 on Nov 28, 2008 0:00:53 GMT -5
oooooooo jizz. I now want some
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OHGOD
Nov 30, 2008 1:10:26 GMT -5
Post by Ephraim Desole on Nov 30, 2008 1:10:26 GMT -5
I still have a bunch of jizz lying around here.
But I don't feel like making any. D:
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gabba
Newbie
Miracle =)
Posts: 4
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OHGOD
Dec 14, 2008 16:42:36 GMT -5
Post by gabba on Dec 14, 2008 16:42:36 GMT -5
Where do you get all this jizz,
I ate some twice or so, but it was in a restaurant XD
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OHGOD
Dec 14, 2008 17:14:06 GMT -5
Post by Ephraim Desole on Dec 14, 2008 17:14:06 GMT -5
They sell jizz in stores just about anywhere they sell food.
EDIT: At least where I live.
I dunno about you, gabba.
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OHGOD
Dec 18, 2008 14:17:29 GMT -5
Post by Xx{Midnight}xX on Dec 18, 2008 14:17:29 GMT -5
jizz...jizz...jizz...jizz...jizz...jizz...jizz...jizz...jizz...jizz...jizz...jizz...jizz...jizz...jizz...jizz...jizz...jizz...jizz...jizz...jizz...jizz...
long post ftw.
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OHGOD
Dec 18, 2008 18:29:07 GMT -5
Post by Ephraim Desole on Dec 18, 2008 18:29:07 GMT -5
jizz, ftw.
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OHGOD
Dec 22, 2008 3:18:40 GMT -5
Post by Xx{Midnight}xX on Dec 22, 2008 3:18:40 GMT -5
jizz isn't that good.
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OHGOD
Dec 29, 2008 22:04:18 GMT -5
Post by redcomet on Dec 29, 2008 22:04:18 GMT -5
it's the best because it's cheap as hell and you can buy it in massive amounts. Plus it's good uncooked too, the chicken flavoring is quite spicy on it's own.
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OHGOD
Dec 29, 2008 22:07:04 GMT -5
Post by Ephraim Desole on Dec 29, 2008 22:07:04 GMT -5
I've never tried the flavoring itself on its own.
Oh, wait. Yes I have.
It was horrible.
But it wasn't for jizz.
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OHGOD
Dec 29, 2008 22:15:04 GMT -5
Post by redcomet on Dec 29, 2008 22:15:04 GMT -5
That's not funny. that's where you went wrong EDIT: What in the world, it made laugh out loud "That's not funny." o.O that's some messed up stuff.
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OHGOD
Dec 29, 2008 22:23:38 GMT -5
Post by Ephraim Desole on Dec 29, 2008 22:23:38 GMT -5
I lost the game.
I didn't do that.
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OHGOD
Dec 29, 2008 23:47:37 GMT -5
Post by Xx{Midnight}xX on Dec 29, 2008 23:47:37 GMT -5
I lost the game the That's not funny. is in the word censor.
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OHGOD
Dec 30, 2008 0:52:27 GMT -5
Post by Ephraim Desole on Dec 30, 2008 0:52:27 GMT -5
I told you about this already. Who did it?
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OHGOD
Dec 30, 2008 15:05:28 GMT -5
Post by Forch Desole on Dec 30, 2008 15:05:28 GMT -5
I've been caught. Don't hurt me.
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OHGOD
Jan 2, 2009 21:02:05 GMT -5
Post by numnum123 on Jan 2, 2009 21:02:05 GMT -5
its ok forch, we all love you, maybe, at least i do. <3
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OHGOD
Jan 2, 2009 21:45:03 GMT -5
Post by Ephraim Desole on Jan 2, 2009 21:45:03 GMT -5
No, it's not just you. <3
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OHGOD
Jan 2, 2009 22:42:35 GMT -5
Post by numnum123 on Jan 2, 2009 22:42:35 GMT -5
well if you think smothering you with love is pain, then you will be dead
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OHGOD
Jan 2, 2009 23:23:28 GMT -5
Post by Forch Desole on Jan 2, 2009 23:23:28 GMT -5
Aww, ily guys. <3
If I get zombified, I'll be sure to spare you. Or slip you a few frags.
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OHGOD
Jan 2, 2009 23:36:00 GMT -5
Post by numnum123 on Jan 2, 2009 23:36:00 GMT -5
hahaha thank you
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OHGOD
Jan 4, 2009 4:14:09 GMT -5
Post by Ephraim Desole on Jan 4, 2009 4:14:09 GMT -5
OH MY FUCKING GOD MIDNIGHT. HUGE FUCKING WIN. I LOVE YOU.
Seriously, though. I cracked up and almost woke my brother up just now.
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OHGOD
Jan 4, 2009 4:14:24 GMT -5
Post by Parivir on Jan 4, 2009 4:14:24 GMT -5
Fuck off! Forch is mine!
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OHGOD
Jan 4, 2009 4:15:27 GMT -5
Post by Forch Desole on Jan 4, 2009 4:15:27 GMT -5
Nuclear, it wasn't Midnight.
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OHGOD
Jan 4, 2009 4:18:50 GMT -5
Post by Ephraim Desole on Jan 4, 2009 4:18:50 GMT -5
The noodles -> jizz thing was Midnight.
But I mentioned the flatulents -> flatulents thing in an edit in the previous thread.
EDIT: Since when can guests post?
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OHGOD
Jan 4, 2009 4:20:52 GMT -5
Post by Forch Desole on Jan 4, 2009 4:20:52 GMT -5
The jizz -> jizz thing was mine....
Edit - Oh wait. I just owned myself.
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OHGOD
Jan 4, 2009 4:23:16 GMT -5
Post by Ephraim Desole on Jan 4, 2009 4:23:16 GMT -5
Yes, but when Midnight added noodles to the CW list, every instance of noodles turned to jizz (no pun intended).
This whole thread was about you overcooking your jizz noodles.
EDIT: Oh, I see what you did there. Then that huge fucking win is yours and me nearly waking my brother was because of you. Nicely done.
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