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Post by Forch Desole on Oct 25, 2008 13:19:19 GMT -5
Post all "Religious Jokes" here.
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Here's one to get it started:
A nun was walking in the convent when one of the priests noticed she was gaining a little weight. "Gaining a little weight are we sister Susan?" he asked.
"No, Father. Just a little gas," Sister Susan explained.
A month or so later the priest noticed that she had gained even more weight. "Gaining some weight are we Sister Susan?" he asked again.
"Oh no, Father. Just a little gas," she replied again.
A couple of months later the priest noticed Sister Susan pushing a baby carriage around the convent. He leaned over and looked in the carriage and said, "Cute little fart."
(Not really that funny but it's the only one that didn't entirely suck.)
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Post by Xx{Midnight}xX on Oct 26, 2008 14:22:17 GMT -5
How many Lutherans does it take to change a light bulb (Or Republicans for that matter)? None they don't believe in change.
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