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Post by Ephraim Desole on Jan 3, 2009 0:03:39 GMT -5
I can't see the font text for Nuclear nor whatever numnum posted... I also couldn't see my secret font in my sig, so I changed it. Could this be Vista showing it's true colours or is it happening to others? I have an XP, and I see everyone's fonts. So it might be Vista.
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Post by Forch Desole on Jan 3, 2009 0:04:46 GMT -5
Fuck. I saw the fonts with XP, too... DAMMIT. THIS SUCKS.
But you can see my new sig font, right?
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Post by numnum123 on Jan 3, 2009 0:05:32 GMT -5
hmmm sux. and no it is not happening to me. On my PC, (dell) the fonts are very different. So i have no clue whats up with your vista
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Post by numnum123 on Jan 3, 2009 0:06:41 GMT -5
no, your sig font is like normal
EDIT: nevermind, its a different font
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Post by Ephraim Desole on Jan 3, 2009 0:07:06 GMT -5
Fuck. I saw the fonts with XP, too... DAMMIT. THIS SUCKS. But you can see my new sig font, right? Yes.
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Post by numnum123 on Jan 3, 2009 0:07:20 GMT -5
/off topic,
WTF IS A BEEP BEEP, FORCH
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Post by Ephraim Desole on Jan 3, 2009 0:08:01 GMT -5
Ehm. That should have gone to the questions board.
And you asked me that forever ago, so I thought you PMed her about it after you PMed me.
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Post by Forch Desole on Jan 3, 2009 0:08:18 GMT -5
LOOOLOLOL. I ran out of titles. It was random.
BEEP BEEP, I DRIVE THE BUS.
Edit - He's right. BAD BOY.
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Post by numnum123 on Jan 3, 2009 0:15:30 GMT -5
oh i get it
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Post by Ephraim Desole on Jan 15, 2009 19:39:09 GMT -5
Roflroflrofl.
Three couples—one elderly, one middle-aged, one young and newly wed—apply for membership in a church. The pastor informs them that the requirement for new parishioners is that they abstain from sex for two weeks. The couples agree and go their separate ways.
After two weeks, they return. The pastor asks the elderly pair if they were able to abstain for two weeks. "No problem at all, Pastor," replies the old man.
"Congratulations!" says the pastor. "Welcome to the church." He turns to the middle-aged couple and asks if they were able to abstain for two weeks. "It was difficult," replies the husband. "By the end of the second week, I had to sleep on the couch, but we did it."
"Congratulations on overcoming temptation," says the pastor. "Welcome to the church." He then turns to the newlyweds and asks if they were able to abstain for two weeks.
"At first it was no problem," says the husband. "But one day my wife was reaching for a can of corn on the top shelf, and she dropped it. When she bent over to pick it up, I was overcome with lust and took advantage of her right there."
"You understand, of course, that this means you will not be welcome in our church," says the pastor.
"We know," says the young man. "We’re not welcome at the supermarket anymore either."
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Tater Tot
Beep Beep
Vuole una pelle.
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Post by Tater Tot on Jan 25, 2009 23:57:53 GMT -5
What happened to the girl who went fishing with five guys?
She came home with a red snapper.
A prisoner was sitting in his cell when the door clanged open and a new arrival was locked in with him. "What are you in for?" the prisoner asked. "Well," the guy said. "I'm not really a criminal. I just had this problem-I got a tremendous erection every time I saw a pretty girl." "So you're in for rape?" the prisoner asked. "No," the other con replied. "It's worse than that. My friend suggested I wear a metal jockstrap. I put one on and went to a topless night club. The shrapnel killed four dancers and a waitress."
Two guys were having lunch, when one of them boasted to the other, "Last night I got the greatest blowjob in the history of the world. No other girl could suck cock like that."
"Come on," his friend said sarcastically, "you're always saying that."
"It was different this time," the first man said. "That girl sucked so hard that when I woke up this morning, I had to use two hands to pull the sheets out of my ass!"
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