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Post by Forch Desole on Oct 25, 2008 13:43:44 GMT -5
Post your "Dirty Jokes" here.
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Here's TWO to get it started:
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"
The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry."
Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"
He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."
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As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."
She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
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Spenner
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Post by Spenner on Oct 25, 2008 16:41:33 GMT -5
A man and his wife are in their bedroom. While changing, his wife remarks: "Look at me- I'm fat, I've got miniature breasts, my teeth are crooked, and warts all over my arms and face- theres nothing good about me!" The husband thought about this for a second. "What do you think, dear, is there anything you find good about me?" The husband replied: "Your eyesight's fuċking perfect."
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Post by -KIDTHONG- on Oct 25, 2008 16:45:19 GMT -5
xD
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Post by Xx{Midnight}xX on Oct 26, 2008 14:29:20 GMT -5
ALL of those made me smile wow.
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Post by numnum123 on Nov 26, 2008 23:37:39 GMT -5
I lost the game those are all hilarious
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Post by Ephraim Desole on Nov 30, 2008 12:35:19 GMT -5
The airplane one was pretty good. xD
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