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Post by Forch Desole on Oct 25, 2008 13:53:59 GMT -5
Post your "Race/Ethnicity Jokes" here.
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Here's one to get it started:
What do the KKK and Nike have in common? They both make black people run faster.
(I'm not racist, that's just the only one that make me almost piss myself when my friend said it.)
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Spenner
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Post by Spenner on Oct 25, 2008 16:47:25 GMT -5
How do you get a Jew to win a marathon?
Put a penny at the finish line.
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Post by -KIDTHONG- on Oct 25, 2008 18:54:57 GMT -5
wow racist thread ftw?
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Post by -KIDTHONG- on Oct 25, 2008 18:55:50 GMT -5
What do you call a black guy with a peg leg?
Shit on a stick
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What do you say when your TV is floating in the middle of the night?
FREEZE!
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Post by Xx{Midnight}xX on Oct 26, 2008 14:23:23 GMT -5
How do you get a bunch of Jews into a Van? Throw a penny in. How do you get them out without losing said Penny? Tell them Hitler's driving.
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Post by -KIDTHONG- on Oct 26, 2008 14:26:34 GMT -5
How do you get a bunch of Jews into a Van? Throw a penny in. How do you get them out without losing said Penny? Tell them Hitler's driving.
Putting those to together would make the first one impossible.
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Post by Xx{Midnight}xX on Oct 26, 2008 14:35:46 GMT -5
When I grow up I'm going to be the worlds next Hitler. I'm going to kill all the Jews and one clown. Wait why one clown? See no one cares about Jews.
Note: I'm not a racist thats just where a lot of my jokes happen to come from.
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Post by Ephraim Desole on Nov 30, 2008 20:01:39 GMT -5
What do you call a black guy with no hands?
Trustworthy.
(I'm not racist, it's the only one I can remember that my friend told me.)
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Post by Forch Desole on Nov 30, 2008 21:05:25 GMT -5
We're so deniative.
YES, THAT'S A FUCKING WORD.
Nuclear edit: As of today, it's a fucking word, since we don't know what the actual word is.
xD
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Post by Ephraim Desole on Dec 1, 2008 12:42:13 GMT -5
Ohai, dictionary.com.
EDIT: No results found for deniative: Did you mean denotive (in dictionary) or Dedative (in reference)?
xD
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Post by Forch Desole on Dec 1, 2008 14:44:52 GMT -5
I hate you.
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Post by Ephraim Desole on Dec 1, 2008 16:07:11 GMT -5
I love you too. EDIT: Anyways, what does it mean, since I can't find it?
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Post by Forch Desole on Dec 1, 2008 16:59:27 GMT -5
Deniative... I just made it up because I didn't know the right word.
Deny - ative. Etc.
Don't judge me! ;_;
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Post by Ephraim Desole on Dec 1, 2008 17:00:32 GMT -5
I get what you mean.
I dunno the word, either.
;_;
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Post by numnum123 on Dec 1, 2008 19:10:49 GMT -5
XD
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Post by Tater Tot on Jan 24, 2009 9:54:25 GMT -5
INCOMING BLACK JOKE
"I'm sure my Leroy's foolin' around these days," the black woman said to her friend. "How kin you tell?" "The last couple childs we had don't look nothin' like him."
INCOMING JEWISH JOKE
How was copper wire invented? Two Jews found the same penny.
INCOMING TRIPLE THREAT
How do you know there's a Polack at a cockfight? He enters a duck.
How do you know there's an Irishman at the cockfight? He bets on the duck.
How do you know there's an Italian at the cockfight? The duck wins.
INCOMING MEXICAN JOKE
What's the cheapest way to grease your car? Run over a Mexican.
INCOMING AHHHH SCREW IT.
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